One time, there was this lady shopping and she had her three year old boy with her. well, she turned around to grab some orange juice and at the same moment her son sttod up, pulled his pants and underwear down and yelled out, "look at my big penis!!"
he then started to run around the stores isles with his pants down yelling that out while his mother chased im around the store...
i feel soo sorry for that lady....

another time, there was a lady who had a daughter who knew how to make fart noises with her mouth that sounded quite realistic. well, her mom bent down right when her daughter let out a loud fart noise that echoed through the store.. the noise startled her mom and she snapped herself up quickly. there was a big group of people snickering at her because they all thought that she really farted...
poor lady...

a guy named charles was dyslexic, and attended a conference about the disorder with a friend. The speakers asked us to share a personal experience with the group. I told them stress aggravates my condition, in which I reverse words and letters when I'm tense.

When I finished speaking, my friend leaned over and whispered to me, "Now I know why you named your daughter Hannah."

Jake is 5 and learning to read.
He points at a picture in a zoo book and says,
"Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!"
she took a deep breath ... "What did you call it?"


"It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!"
And so it does ...


"A f r i c a n Elephant"

Hooked on phonics!!! Ain't it wonderful?

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church, the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
She told him, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'ee' in church. So, from now on, whenever you have to pee, just tell me that you have to whisper."
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father. During the service, the boy said, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear?"